Here are a few hugot line that could totally related to your everyday WTH, OMG, and TMI moments.

by: April Anne Villena

The Hugot phenomenon has everyone feeling all kinds of emotions. From laughter to sorrow and to totally kilig vibes, hugot lines are all about relating at life’s small and random but spot on moments. Practically anything and everything under the sun can conjure up the perfect hugot line and at least one person is bound to sympathize.

Here are a few hugot line that could totally related to your everyday WTH, OMG, and TMI moments.

Na-Columbia: Akala mo sa’yo siya pero hindi.

For a mistaken relationship status, an expected promotion that didn’t, or even an extra side order of fries you thought were free. This hugot line comes a popular event that took place in the 2016 Miss Universe pageant wherein Columbia was accidently crowned only to find out that our dear Miss Philippines is actually the winner. For all those who experience a sliver of happiness and a moment of victory, this is for you.

Malabo: Minsan mata, minsan ikaw.

When on a meeting and you realize you’ve explained something vaguely, this hugot is the best that describes that situation. All those moments spent trying to clarify something but you end up getting a confused audience, take a moment and laugh it off with this spot on line.

Gusto ko naman magipon, pero gusto ko rin maki-sale.

Raise your hands to all those found guilty of this. Sale is the no. 1 friend and enemy of the avid shopper. Sometimes, it comes like a coincidence that the moment you want to save, that’s when all the malls and online shopping sites decide to put up a sale. No worries, as a certified lover of shopping and of sales, you can work your magic in budgeting.

Grabbed from Stupid is Forever by Miriam Defensor Santiago

Ang crush ay parang math problem, kung hindi mo makuha, titigan mo nalang. (Grabbed from Stupid is Forever by Miriam Defensor Santiago)

When you’re both problematic in love and in math, this hugot line says it all. Perhaps all of us have had that one moment of staring into someone so eagerly just as we all did when we couldn’t figure out a certain Trigonometry or Calculus question. The difference is you might actually find some satisfying answers if you’re staring into… the one.

Gusto ko magipon pero ang sarap kumain.

You know you can’t help yourself to another scrumptious meal. Although you’ve got plans on saving a bulk of your salary, there will always be days you’re craving for a huge pizza, the best pasta in town or a sip of finely cooked ramen. When it comes to choosing between saving and eating, the dilemma can go on forever and this line says it all.

Akala mo walang pagasa, pero may mapipilit pa.

During the last few days before you get your salary, that’s usually when you think you need to cut down on a lot. But knowing you, might actually have a stashed 50 pesos somewhere and you go on to find other bills inserted in pockets of your wallet and sleeves of your bag. Before that sweet refill on your budget before salary, it’s always a nice feeling to find that you’ve got a few more financial tricks up your sleeves.

Wag mo na ipagsiksikan ang sarili mo kung ayaw niya sayo.

A perfect description for the daily commuter. The hustle of rush hour in the Philippines is a mind-blowing experience anyone would love to avoid. Whether it be the train, the jeep or the bus, you’ll find that the “sardines” effect is always applicable after 5pm. For those who don’t want to get into the sticky and hot feeling of getting into crowded transportation, this hugot line is for you.

Presidente natin bago na, ideas mo luma parin.

To those times you suddenly run out of new suggestions during group works and meetings. This hugot line is both a pun and motivator. A quick comeback to this? Simple reply with our dear leader’s famous tagline: Change is coming. So this probably means you’ve got to stock up on new ideas from now on.

Na-catch mo na lahat, pati na feelings ko.

For all you Pokemon Go players out there? This could actually bring out a smile and a sudden gush of laughter when spoken to your crush who’s also an avid player of the game. Finger’s crossed on his/her comeback after this cheesy hugot line.

Grabbed from Stupid is Forevermore by Miriam Defensor Santiago

Taken ka nga, for granted naman. (Grabbed from Stupid is Forevermore by Miriam Defensor Santiago)

Your lovelife is suddenly active, or is it?

There’s no shame in admitting that these hugot lines have captured exactly what you’re going through. Guilty of the following slightly embarrassing and funny moments? Attach a hugot line to your experience and make it all the more memorable.

We’d love to know more hugot lines that perfectly describe your unforgettable moments in life. Share them with us at the Comments section below.