BY CLAUDIA MARTIN
All boobs are beautiful — Even the ones part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Society nowadays is just a tad bit too obsessed with breasts, we’re talking constantly about their shapes and sizes. Why do big boobs automatically equate to being sexy? Maybe it’s because the average size has been getting larger as time goes by. In the last 15 years, women’s average cup size has grown vastly from a 34B to a 36C (woah crazy difference?!).
What’s the culprit? We aren’t so sure, however, experts claim that overall weight gain in the general population, hormones in food, and the rise of the hormonal birth control pills — all have something to do with it.
Well, whatever! Each and every one of us are beautiful, size and shapes don’t define us. So you flat-chested gals, it’s time to own your small boobies and embrace them! After all, we do get majority of the perks, jah feel?
1. No boobs = no need to wear a bra! Seriously, free the nipple. It’s glorious.
2. If you jump into the ocean and your bikini falls off, you won’t be causing much of a scene.
3. You don’t need to go up one shirt size just because they don’t fit your boobs
4. One word. BANDEAU = BFFS = WINWIN
5. What back pain?!
6. Not having to worry about saggy boobies. EVER.
7. Running is just 10x easier. Smooth sailing. (Fo’realz)
8. Reductions are said to be painful and expensive. Lucky for you, you can send the extra cash on wine, or online shopping!
9. Backless tops are a holy grail and there’s never an issue. You don’t need dat sticky tape jazz!
10. Low cut shirts won’t look slutty. Well, for that matter, no shirts will look slutty!
Did you gals totally agree with some of the things featured in this article? Ring us with the good, bad and ugly stories of yours. Fought the battle of cancer and succeeded? Let us know in the comments section below!
Just a reminder that it’s not in the size, shape and look of your breasts that make you who you are, it’s always what’s on the inside that counts and matters the most 🙂